Kim, Kanye, And Floral Print

          Bad fashion happens to desperate people. Kim Kardashian showed up to the Mets red carpet looking matronly and school marmish in this stuffy frock. This is so wrong on many levels! The print is hideous, and to add insult to injury there’s the gloves! This may be acceptable as a slipcover or kitchen curtains, but not a dress! Usually Kim’s fashion is good, but this is horrid.  Am I the only one who thinks that once that baby comes, Kanye will take it from her?  I also didn’t like Beyta’s Givenchy gown with a slit up to there and matching thigh high boots. The boots are ferocious but not with that dress.  It is just a bit too drag-queen for me. All that’s missing is a fan.    



Jay-Bey Play The Blue Card In Paris

Photos of an adorable Blue Carter “popped” up on the internet today. She’s definitely a doll, despite the fact that she has an arrogant camel for a daddy. Of course both Jay and Bey had to get pics of them holding Blue while gazing lovingly into the camera. Do they go anywhere without a personal photographer?  Folks are wondering why Blue is always dressed like a little boy, and why Bey couldn’t do her hair. Could Blue be the next Shiloh? I guess time will tell.

Anyway, I have no problem with her hair, but what I do have a problem with is these two clowns using this baby as a get out of jail free card. Ever since Blue touched down, these two treat her like a doll they can pull down off the shelf, and parade around whenever their public image takes a bump.  I don’t care how many pictures they release, it will not help those faltering careers they seem hell bent on destroying with the dumb shit they do. By the by… I find it extremely odd that they never, not once have released a picture of the three of them together. You can tell that Beyonce has no connection with Blue by the way she holds her.

Beyonce Won’t Quit

In her seemingly, never-ending quest to turn everyone completely off, Beyonce has banned all pro-tographers from snapping her royal delusional self while performing during her tour. In turn, the media is paying for pics from iPhone photographers and posting those.  We all know Beyonce and her alters take themselves way too seriously.  Between her and her husband, they are ruining any legacy they may have been able to establish. Both of them are headed downhill head first. Once you reach the top of the mountain, there’s nowhere else to go but down. I bet Matthew is somewhere laughing uncontrollably. I find it interesting that the media seems to be turning against her and Jay. I know the Obamas are distancing themselves from the Carters because of that Cuba thing, but is that it? Or is everybody just tired of them?  You can see that her nonstop lifestyle is catching up to her. Early thirties my ass.

Beyonce Starting To Rub Off On Jay



 and trust me that’s no bueno. So we know that gayjaybey recently took an unauthorized jaunt to Cuba, and it raised all kinds of hairs for those who care.  So when the unauthorized trip was called into question that’s when the lying began. First, the US didn’t know, then they flip-flopped and said it was cleared. Somebody is lying!  Instead of staying in his lane, Jay-Z releases his confession in a rap…..

Obama said chill, ‘You gonna get me impeached,’ … We don’t need this s— anyway, chill with me on the beach.

So I knew Nobama fixed things for his special friend, but that should have been the end. This guys ego is so out of control. As I’m reading this I can see Jay-Z with his thumbs stuck in His ears and blowing a raspberry. How dumb and immature can one be. What is it with these two? Instead of talking like real people, the take to a recording studio to send out subliminal messages. Ugh, I can only hope that he really did buy his muskrat an island so they can go there and get out of the public eye.

Jay Sells His Piece Of The Pie

  The human formerly known as Shawn is allegedly selling his ownership shares in the Brooklyn Nets.  Apparently Beyta’s grandfather figure would rather trash the dreams of athletes signed to his newest venture Roc Nation Sports, and since him being a partial owner of the team represents a conflict of interest the owner gig has to go.  Shawn already trapped his first victim, Robinson Cano. Shawn owned 1/15th percent worth about 350k. Somebody’s been watching The Game! So while Jay is out scouting for new booties to sign, you can almost be assured that Mrs. Carter will be bombarding us with more of her obnoxious stunts in her quest to stay relevant.