Jay should’ve stayed in school

Jay-Z may have hit an unexpected pothole in the road to cheating athletes out of their money. In order to actively recruit athletes, he has to be certified. In order to be certified, he must have a degree. In order to have a degree, he needs a GED.  What smart business man doesn’t do basic research before embarking on a new business venture? One who thinks that everyone and everything is for sale. Maybe he should’ve sat in on a couple of classes with his wife.

Beyonce Starting To Rub Off On Jay

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 and trust me that’s no bueno. So we know that gayjaybey recently took an unauthorized jaunt to Cuba, and it raised all kinds of hairs for those who care.  So when the unauthorized trip was called into question that’s when the lying began. First, the US didn’t know, then they flip-flopped and said it was cleared. Somebody is lying!  Instead of staying in his lane, Jay-Z releases his confession in a rap…..

Obama said chill, ‘You gonna get me impeached,’ … We don’t need this s— anyway, chill with me on the beach.

So I knew Nobama fixed things for his special friend, but that should have been the end. This guys ego is so out of control. As I’m reading this I can see Jay-Z with his thumbs stuck in His ears and blowing a raspberry. How dumb and immature can one be. What is it with these two? Instead of talking like real people, the take to a recording studio to send out subliminal messages. Ugh, I can only hope that he really did buy his muskrat an island so they can go there and get out of the public eye.

Jay Sells His Piece Of The Pie

  The human formerly known as Shawn is allegedly selling his ownership shares in the Brooklyn Nets.  Apparently Beyta’s grandfather figure would rather trash the dreams of athletes signed to his newest venture Roc Nation Sports, and since him being a partial owner of the team represents a conflict of interest the owner gig has to go.  Shawn already trapped his first victim, Robinson Cano. Shawn owned 1/15th percent worth about 350k. Somebody’s been watching The Game! So while Jay is out scouting for new booties to sign, you can almost be assured that Mrs. Carter will be bombarding us with more of her obnoxious stunts in her quest to stay relevant.